The Top 5 Trading Pins for Teams that Probably Don’t Exist
#5. The East Cleveland Surgeons: Go Surgeons, cut ‘em up! Even with a 3-28 record, you’ll still have our hearts! (And spleens, and livers, and kidneys…) #4. The Western Tennessee Vaders: Work out your anger issues with the W.T. Vaders! You’ll (Force) choke with pride when you see our all-black uniforms, featuring built-in breathing devices ...
Mark Anderson
#5. The East Cleveland Surgeons: Go Surgeons, cut 'em up! Even with a 3-28 record, you'll still have our hearts! (And spleens, and livers, and kidneys…)
#4. The Western Tennessee Vaders: Work out your anger issues with the W.T. Vaders! You'll (Force) choke with pride when you see our all-black uniforms, featuring built-in breathing devices that make you sound intimidating. We shall rule the league as coach and players! Join us (or die.)
#3. The (Vanilla) Ice Hockey League: It's a party with this league! We play that funky music during each game, and we promise…you WILL see a turtle get down. STOP, collaborate and listen: be a leader on the ice, ice baby with the (Vanilla) Ice Hockey League!
#2. The Florida Men: The team that almost seems too ridiculous to exist! When you hear of a team that robbed a Taco Bell with a goat while wearing dinosaur suits at 2 in the morning, chances are the Florida Men are up to their usual shenanigans.
#1. The Kanyes: The greatest sports team of our time. The voice of a generation. You'll wish you were on a team like this. We'll let you finish, but we had the best season of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Artwork provided by Chance Miller, one of our fantastic digital artists!