Introducing the New TJM Pot-Stirring Spoon™!
Whether for ordinary office gossip, political or religious debates, this genuine spoon is the ideal metaphorical way to take things to another level. Blends rumor, suspicion, doubt and gossip to unheard-of levels! Normally, a spoon of this quality would sell for at least $99.99. But if you order within the next 4.7 seconds, we’ll take ...
Mark Anderson
Whether for ordinary office gossip, political or religious debates, this genuine spoon is the ideal metaphorical way to take things to another level. Blends rumor, suspicion, doubt and gossip to unheard-of levels!
Normally, a spoon of this quality would sell for at least $99.99. But if you order within the next 4.7 seconds, we'll take off 4.5 payments of $20 each. That's right, for only $9.99 you get this beloved classic Pot-Stirring Spoon!
But wait –there's more — order before midnight April 1, and we'll throw in a second spoon absolutely free! TWO for the price of one! And be sure to ask about how you can get our optional B.S. detector module (normally $169.95) FREE! Just pay a nominal shipping and handling charge. Operators are standing buy, er, by!