Top Ten Things You DON’T Want To See From TJM This Halloween

10. Trick or Tote Bag: "This bag has no bottom, ensuring you get a trick….every time!"

9. Caramel-covered wristbands. "We take our regular wristbands and cover them in a special caramel, ensuring you'll NEVER be able to take them off!"

8. "Dog" tags. "Made with real dog!"

7. Candy corn challenge coins. "When you need your coins to last as long as and taste about the same as regular metal!"

6. Mummy-wrap lanyards. "Now with 100% less Brendan Fraser!"

5. Hooded floor-length Grim Reaper T-shirts. "Run out of costume ideas? Pick up the TJ(Gri)M Reaper shirt! Disclaimer: May cause weird stares when worn on days other than Halloween."

4. Backless lapel pins. "Does it feel like daggers cutting into your neck or chest? Don't worry, that just means your pins are securely anchored to your skin!"

3. Jack-o-lantern coffee mugs. "The eye and mouth holes ensure that hot coffee spills all over you before reaching your mouth!"

2. Velcro candy patches. "The flavor that tastes great, even after it's been on a biker jacket in the rain!"

1. Pumpkin spice-flavored wristbands. "Is that girl eating her hand? No! She's wearing the new TJM PumpkinBandsâ„¢!"

Artwork provided by Chance Miller, one of our (fantastic) artists!